Which of the following happened to me yesterday?
a) I washed a load of clothes, only to realize (too late) that my daughter had stuffed an orange sharpie in her pants pocket.
b) Sam had the #2 poo of his LIFE and it went through his diaper all over my living room rug.
c) My dishwasher started leaking massive amounts of water out onto our kitchen hardwoods.
d) I stood, unknowingly, in a fire ant bed for about 3 minutes before they all started biting me, and now I have a swollen right foot and over 18 ant bites.
e) all of the above.
If you guessed letter (e), you are correct. You have won the grand prize.
And the grand prize is that you get to come do my job for an entire day.
Congrats to you and yours.